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01-21-2012, 11:34 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,
two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
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01-22-2012, 11:29 AM
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Master Dwellar
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01-23-2012, 12:12 AM
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The future is unwritten
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She’s single…
She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door… I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?” I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!” Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
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