Quick Tips - Page 4

Pie · 11-03-2008, 08:35 AM

Houses never look as good in person as they do on the internet.

If there is no picture of a certain room, you can be sure there's a reason. You won't like it.

Trilby · 11-03-2008, 02:09 PM

For the love of God, people, eat a vegetable now and again! It won't KILL you!

ETA: a NON FRIED vegetable. No ranch. No bleu cheese. Pah-LAYNE.

HungLikeJesus · 11-03-2008, 02:15 PM

Is bacon a vegetable?

I feel like we've had this conversation.

Trilby · 11-03-2008, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Is bacon a vegetable?

I feel like we've had this conversation.

I'm really just spanking myself. I think it's been...oh...two months now since I ate properly. Granola bars, chocolate riesens, Burger King...feelin' the old pudge sprouting over my jeans. UGH.

lumberjim · 11-03-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

For the love of God, people, eat a vegetable now and again! It won't KILL you!

ETA: a NON FRIED vegetable. No ranch. No bleu cheese. Pah-LAYNE.

I always have such a hard time getting them out of their wheelchairs, though.

SteveDallas · 11-03-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I'm really just spanking myself..

Photos?

ZenGum · 11-03-2008, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Yes. That one extra hour reduces stress enough that you can see a dip in heart attacks. But in the Spring, losing an hour increases stress enough that there is a slight bump in heart attacks the following week.

Nonsense. Those heart attacks are caused by old geezers suddenly getting an eyeful of all the young lasses gadding about in their skimpy new spring fashions. Die happy, fellas.

Aliantha · 11-03-2008, 06:06 PM

Here's a quick tip.

Don't try walking down the hallway while cleaning our ears out with a cotton bud.

It really hurts when you misjudge the wall and your elbow and poke your eardrum.

Treasenuak · 11-04-2008, 10:36 AM

If the power socket isn't working, try flipping the switch on the wall that it's connected to. It'll save you a lot of time and frustration.

Yes, it took me twenty minutes this morning to realize that said switch had been turned off and that is why my sewing machine wouldn't turn on.

TheMercenary · 11-04-2008, 10:41 AM

Some other quick tips.

Shawnee123 · 11-04-2008, 10:42 AM

Looks like some kind of medieval bar code system.

Trilby · 11-04-2008, 11:23 AM

they're surgical blades. If a doc says he wants an "eleven" blade, then you get that one, etc.

SteveDallas · 11-04-2008, 12:01 PM

I read that as "elven" blade. Great, just what I need, a D&D-playing surgeon. "Nurse, get me the d20. I'm going to roll a saving throw against sepsis."

Cicero · 11-04-2008, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I always have such a hard time getting them out of their wheelchairs, though.

LOL!! I just saw this...srry..

smoothmoniker · 11-04-2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I read that as "elven" blade. Great, just what I need, a D&D-playing surgeon. "Nurse, get me the d20. I'm going to roll a saving throw against sepsis."

coke ... nose ... screen ... laughing ... laughing.

11-03-2008, 08:35 AM	#46
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Houses never look as good in person as they do on the internet. If there is no picture of a certain room, you can be sure there's a reason. You won't like it. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-03-2008, 02:09 PM	#47
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	For the love of God, people, eat a vegetable now and again! It won't KILL you! ETA: a NON FRIED vegetable. No ranch. No bleu cheese. Pah-LAYNE. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-03-2008, 02:15 PM	#48
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Is bacon a vegetable? I feel like we've had this conversation. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-03-2008, 06:06 PM	#53
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Here's a quick tip. Don't try walking down the hallway while cleaning our ears out with a cotton bud. It really hurts when you misjudge the wall and your elbow and poke your eardrum. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-04-2008, 10:41 AM	#55
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Some other quick tips. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-04-2008, 10:36 AM	#54
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	If the power socket isn't working, try flipping the switch on the wall that it's connected to. It'll save you a lot of time and frustration. Yes, it took me twenty minutes this morning to realize that said switch had been turned off and that is why my sewing machine wouldn't turn on.

11-04-2008, 10:42 AM	#56
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Looks like some kind of medieval bar code system. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-04-2008, 11:23 AM	#57
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	they're surgical blades. If a doc says he wants an "eleven" blade, then you get that one, etc. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-04-2008, 12:01 PM	#58
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I read that as "elven" blade. Great, just what I need, a D&D-playing surgeon. "Nurse, get me the d20. I'm going to roll a saving throw against sepsis."

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