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View Poll Results: Would you want me if there were no obstacles?
Yes, I am a man and I want you. 12 41.38%
Yes, I am a woman and I want you. 1 3.45%
Yes, I am a woman but if I were a man I would want you. 11 37.93%
No, thats gross. 1 3.45%
I want pensive pam. 4 13.79%
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:37 PM   #1
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Same here, Tulip. I am hoping I will look even better in my 40s, but I kinda doubt it.
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:38 PM   #2
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Oh yeah, and sorry to double post, but I would totally want you, mtp, if I were a guy.
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:34 AM   #3
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I have to post (mid Royal Wedding, but it's the boring sermon) to agree with Dana.
Crikey me I wish I'd realised that when I was your age.
Not blowing my own trumpet, but I look back and am well impressed with my looks.

I tell myself I will feel the same about myself now at 60.
Except I doubt I'll live that long!
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:54 PM   #4
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There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.
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I agree with Dana.
Me too. That pic of me bungee jumping 22 years ago (fuck, that's a long time). I remember feeling horribly fat and self-conscious when I stepped on the scale to be weighed -yes, they -young men- weigh you to make sure they use the right elastic. Look at that pic, shit I was so skinny and unwrinkled...... I wish I had known that then. I'm not saying it only goes downhill from here, what I have now that I didn't have then is a shitload of self-confidence. But you are probably feeling far worse about your weight gain that it really is, especially with your other health problems and your change in your cohabiting arrangements. You are gorgeous, and if you do have an extra 50 pounds and you're not a liar, you're hiding it damn well.
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Old 04-29-2011, 01:43 PM   #5
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Same to Ibs, if he's even reading us these days.
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Old 04-29-2011, 01:49 PM   #6
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(thanks sundae <#)
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:12 PM   #7
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Gravdigr - my last big fling was with a girl 26 years younger than me. Never again!! Plus she couldn't hold a candle to MTP
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:21 PM   #8
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You mean because MTP would say "Ouch, that's hot," and blow out the candle?
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:26 PM   #9
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Now hot wax can be fun...
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:21 PM   #10
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Now hot wax can be fun...
Hot sugar is better.
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Old 05-02-2011, 05:52 AM   #11
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Hot sugar is better.
Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.
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Old 05-02-2011, 05:21 PM   #12
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Have to define "want me".
Girlfriend? Naw, we'd never get along.
Fuck buddy? Hell yeah.
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:21 PM   #13
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Don't go trying anything unsupervised at home Sarge.
voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:12 AM   #14
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voice of experience = sadder but wiser beaver?
Another one for the "when I was young" batch of stories. ... Also, I had images of Sarge "experimenting" and sustaining nasty burns.
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:42 PM   #15
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psssst! tulip looks awesome in her 40's!!!
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