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Old 02-18-2008, 11:51 PM   #1
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My wife had a dream that Bush was trying to find a loophole to get elected a third time, and so Karl Rove says, why not just put his name on the ballot. And then, to make sure, they invited all the other candidates somewhere and had Dick Cheney accidentally shoot them in the face.

But, so as not to make it look too suspicious, Karl Rove has another idea, to let the corporations of America put up their own candidates. The only ones interested are fast food places, so Ronald McDonald, Wendy, and Jack are running against Karl Rove for president. And Jack wins.
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