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Old 04-17-2018, 12:56 PM   #1
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9.95 for a fucking bar of soap, I don't give a flying fuck what it smells like.
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Old 04-17-2018, 02:17 PM   #2
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Nobody would buy that shit.
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:25 PM   #3
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I knew somebody who bought sperm on a rope soap for somebody. As a gag gift. Because get it? It's soap shaped like a sperm, and it's on a rope.
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Old 04-18-2018, 01:30 PM   #4
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Movie T-shirts with slightly wrong catchphrases

"Live Long And Proper" actually still works pretty well.
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:32 PM   #5
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9.95 for a fucking bar of soap, I don't give a flying fuck what it smells like.
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I knew somebody who bought sperm on a rope soap for somebody. As a gag gift. Because get it? It's soap shaped like a sperm, and it's on a rope.
Yes, I suspect very few novelty soaps are bought for the use of the purchaser.
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Old 04-30-2018, 02:50 PM   #6
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Chinese employers monitor workers, so does every other company in the world, BUT...

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Workers outfitted in uniforms staff lines producing sophisticated equipment for telecommunication and other industrial sectors.
But there’s one big difference – the workers wear caps to monitor their brainwaves, data that management then uses to adjust the pace of production and redesign workflows, according to the company.
The company said it could increase the overall efficiency of the workers by manipulating the frequency and length of break times to reduce mental stress.
Hangzhou Zhongheng Electric is just one example of the large-scale application of brain surveillance devices to monitor people’s emotions and other mental activities in the workplace, according to scientists and companies involved in the government-backed projects.
Concealed in regular safety helmets or uniform hats, these lightweight, wireless sensors constantly monitor the wearer’s brainwaves and stream the data to computers that use artificial intelligence algorithms to detect emotional spikes such as depression, anxiety or rage.
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