Air Fryer or Huge Cock?

lumberjim · 07-23-2018, 06:19 PM

I got the Instant Pot pressure cooker for Christmas this year. I had Santa get it for Amanda, but as I do 95% of the cooking, it was really for me(shhh).

I love it, and use it weekly. I'm wondering about air fryers now. I have a conventional fryer. I think I posted some cooks on here when I was snowed in a couple winters ago.... But the air fryer is interesting. I'm considering putting it on my birthday list. It's either that or this big Rooster:
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I'm getting some resistance from Amanda about the giant cock in the yard, but I think it will look alright:
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maybe over here:

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So, what do you know about air fryers?

Griff · 07-23-2018, 06:42 PM

pro-cock

exposed to an electric smoker this weekend, would place above air fryer

Undertoad · 07-23-2018, 07:06 PM

another vote for smoker

i do not know first hand but i understand that a lot of women will object to a huge cock

lumberjim · 07-23-2018, 08:18 PM

What I'm gonna do with a smoker?

The thing I like about the instapot is that I can cook the whole meal up in one pot, and make very little mess doing it. AND it takes about an hour start to finish to make a real meal.

The air fryer looks like it could add the crispy food element. Pressure cookers tend to make everything taste the same and it's easy to overcook meat and veggies.

Undertoad · 07-23-2018, 09:08 PM

that same meal will take 12 hours in the smoker sorry to say

but, ain't nothin' ever been fried in air, come on now. air fryer. pullin mah leg. somebody at the factory said hey go make a batch of hair dryers and they made air fryers instead and now they got to get rid of them

xoxoxoBruce · 07-23-2018, 09:46 PM

The air fryer will blow a mist of oil rather than submerge and saturate it in high calorie oil. Better bet for time saving for ~~lazy~~ busy chefs.

lumberjim · 07-24-2018, 01:21 AM

I've only watched a couple reviews, but it seemed like they flash dehydrate, using the fat from what you put in to create the fried exterior. Gotta look for one where they make bacon....

Nunna youse guise has one?

Glinda · 07-24-2018, 02:13 PM

I bought myself something similar to the Hot Pot last Xmas, and I love it. SO much better than using a traditional pressure cooker.

As for the question at hand, I think you all know that I'm a big cock kinda gal.

My local farm store has one that I've been eyeing for months. I figure at some point, they'll drop the price and it will be MINE!

Clodfobble · 07-24-2018, 06:06 PM

A big cock like that, you want it closer to the street. Increases curb appeal.

captainhook455 · 07-24-2018, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

pro-cock

exposed to an electric smoker this weekend, would place above air fryer

Ya I have an electric smoker and it works good. Mostly I smoke King Mackerel not the big ones, but small ones pulled out of a gill net for free just a hours labor.

captainhook455 · 07-24-2018, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I got the Instant Pot pressure cooker for Christmas this year. I had Santa get it for Amanda, but as I do 95% of the cooking, it was really for me(shhh).

I love it, and use it weekly. I'm wondering about air fryers now. I have a conventional fryer. I think I posted some cooks on here when I was snowed in a couple winters ago.... But the air fryer is interesting. I'm considering putting it on my birthday list. It's either that or this big Rooster:
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I'm getting some resistance from Amanda about the giant cock in the yard, but I think it will look alright:
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maybe over here:

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So, what do you know about air fryers?

I'm going to get one as I had some fried chicken that was delicious.

lumberjim · 07-24-2018, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

I bought myself something similar to the Hot Pot last Xmas, and I love it. SO much better than using a traditional pressure cooker.

As for the question at hand, I think you all know that I'm a big cock kinda gal.

My local farm store has one that I've been eyeing for months. I figure at some point, they'll drop the price and it will be MINE!

Only $200 at Tractor Supply.!

captainhook455 · 07-24-2018, 07:04 PM

I would plant your big cock at the corner of your walkway and the city sidewalk.

sexobon · 07-24-2018, 08:12 PM

If anyone complains about your big cock in the yard, attach it to a swivel anchored to the roof and call it a weather vane.

captainhook455 · 07-24-2018, 08:35 PM

By the way your house looks so much better since Amanda went there. It used to look like a small towns funeral parlor.

07-23-2018, 06:19 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Air Fryer or Huge Cock? I got the Instant Pot pressure cooker for Christmas this year. I had Santa get it for Amanda, but as I do 95% of the cooking, it was really for me(shhh). I love it, and use it weekly. I'm wondering about air fryers now. I have a conventional fryer. I think I posted some cooks on here when I was snowed in a couple winters ago.... But the air fryer is interesting. I'm considering putting it on my birthday list. It's either that or this big Rooster: I'm getting some resistance from Amanda about the giant cock in the yard, but I think it will look alright: maybe over here: So, what do you know about air fryers? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-23-2018, 06:42 PM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	pro-cock exposed to an electric smoker this weekend, would place above air fryer __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-23-2018, 08:18 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	What I'm gonna do with a smoker? The thing I like about the instapot is that I can cook the whole meal up in one pot, and make very little mess doing it. AND it takes about an hour start to finish to make a real meal. The air fryer looks like it could add the crispy food element. Pressure cookers tend to make everything taste the same and it's easy to overcook meat and veggies. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-23-2018, 09:46 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The air fryer will blow a mist of oil rather than submerge and saturate it in high calorie oil. Better bet for time saving for ~~lazy~~ busy chefs. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-24-2018, 01:21 AM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I've only watched a couple reviews, but it seemed like they flash dehydrate, using the fat from what you put in to create the fried exterior. Gotta look for one where they make bacon.... Nunna youse guise has one? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-23-2018, 07:06 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	another vote for smoker i do not know first hand but i understand that a lot of women will object to a huge cock

07-23-2018, 09:08 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	that same meal will take 12 hours in the smoker sorry to say but, ain't nothin' ever been fried in air, come on now. air fryer. pullin mah leg. somebody at the factory said hey go make a batch of hair dryers and they made air fryers instead and now they got to get rid of them

07-24-2018, 02:13 PM	#8
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I bought myself something similar to the Hot Pot last Xmas, and I love it. SO much better than using a traditional pressure cooker. As for the question at hand, I think you all know that I'm a big cock kinda gal. My local farm store has one that I've been eyeing for months. I figure at some point, they'll drop the price and it will be MINE!

07-24-2018, 06:06 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	A big cock like that, you want it closer to the street. Increases curb appeal. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-24-2018, 07:04 PM	#13
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I would plant your big cock at the corner of your walkway and the city sidewalk.

07-24-2018, 08:12 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	If anyone complains about your big cock in the yard, attach it to a swivel anchored to the roof and call it a weather vane.

07-24-2018, 08:35 PM	#15
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	By the way your house looks so much better since Amanda went there. It used to look like a small towns funeral parlor.

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