Mythbusting

[Gravdigr]

And here's another thing:

I've watched a western or twelve, and I ain't ever, EVER, seen a cowboy pull a skillet or pot outta his saddlebags settle down next the fire for the next three hours with gallon of water and actually cook beans.

But there's always beans.

And bacon. Ever watch the cowboy get something outta his saddlebags? Whatever he's retrieving, it's always the only thing in the bag. He never has to take three handfuls of stuf outta there, hand goes in, comes right back out holding what he was wanting. Where the fuck is that bacon? And those beans? And the pot/skillet?

Cowboys got bags of holding?

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

… But there's always beans. ...

That's why horses were always tied upwind of the campfire.

When a cowboy jumped on his horse and said Run like the wind, the horse knew that meant to run like the cowboy's passing wind was going to catch up with them.

[slang]

Originally Posted by sexobon

That's why horses were always tied upwind of the campfire.

Even your "less than perfect" jokes are funny.

[tw]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Ever watch the cowboy get something outta his saddlebags?

Its almost always stolen cash. Otherwise there would be no plot line.