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Old 04-11-2019, 05:35 PM   #4
footfootfoot
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1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....?

Dying on a rollercoaster. It seems like a stupid way to go; look! I'm pretending to flirt with death! Oops.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know?

Cock holster? Puss nuts? Donald Trump?

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable
a pencil
a ballpoint pen
a paperclip
an emery board
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left
a tampon
a condom

Tampon, Condom, Matches, Pencil, Paperclip, Key

4) What would you name a racehorse

Dead Last. That way when the horse wins the announcer will have to say "And the winner is Dead Last." I like confusion.

5) Are dandelions weeds to you?

Nah. But my neighbor? Holy shit, don't get her started.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees?

Always the breeze. Water is relentless and deafening.
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