How to be happy - Page 4

xoxoxoBruce · 04-15-2019, 01:00 AM

Happy is a matter of perspective, aim low...

Gravdigr · 04-15-2019, 11:47 AM

Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth.

Undertoad · 04-15-2019, 11:51 AM

So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.

Gravdigr · 04-15-2019, 11:59 AM

I'm thinking there wasn't enough beer and women.

Glinda · 04-15-2019, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PhuctIfiNo

I don't know if I should be creeped out by this or if maybe we are distant relatives.

Are you from Texas?

Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a rebel with an "Oh yeah? Well, fuck you!" attitude, but not in a bad way. I don't ever fuck with anyone unless/until they fuck with me. (To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)

I was lucky enough to get out at age 10 with the good kind of Texan-ness (plain-spoken, take-no-shit, dependable and reliable, hard-scrabble and hard-working) before I could be permanently infected with the bad sort of Texan-ness (bat-shit nuts, kill-'em-all-and-sort-'em-out-later, freakazoid hater).

And for that, I'm immensely grateful.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-16-2019, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

(To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)

I like that in a woman.

PhuctIfiNo · 04-17-2019, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth.

Firearm might be a time saver on that? And more humane?

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.

This is perfect.

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Originally Posted by Glinda

Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

I don't really think Mr. Quirk is a nutcase.

Not all Texan men are Whacko Right Wing Extremists™ that handle snakes at church or Gun Finger Spinning Jackasses™

But what a better place it would be if they were.

04-15-2019, 01:00 AM	#46
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04-15-2019, 11:47 AM	#47
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-15-2019, 11:59 AM	#49
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm thinking there wasn't enough beer and women. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-15-2019, 11:51 AM	#48
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.

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