How to be happy

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth.

Firearm might be a time saver on that? And more humane?

Originally Posted by Undertoad

So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.

This is perfect.

Originally Posted by Glinda

Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

I don't really think Mr. Quirk is a nutcase.

Not all Texan men are Whacko Right Wing Extremists™ that handle snakes at church or Gun Finger Spinning Jackasses™

But what a better place it would be if they were.