Because 10 days is too long to wait: Quiz

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2. If you came into possession of a 3-foot long clean cardboard tube would your first act be to hold it to your mouth and blow raspberries/use it like a megaphone, wield it like a sword, or something else?

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4. 7 or 11?

On the first roll it doesn't matter, both numbers are good, you double your pass line bet. But on point rolls, you only want 11s. In fact, don't even say the first number at the table. Some people find it to be bad luck.

5. What do you put in your coffee apart from a spoon?

Half and Half, no sugar. And not the ultra-pasteurized. My nose picks up a sulphur scent from that stuff.

8. Which word do you most enjoy mis-saying or mis-pronouncing?

I pronounce "root" as if it rhymes with "foot". An instructor I had 34 years ago said it like that, and I thought it was funny. But since then I could not stop. ("root" is the administrative account under Linux/Unix)

I also pronounce "berry" as if it rhymes with "hurry". And all the associates, strawburry, blueburry, etc.

I also pronounce the "p" in raspburry.

As far as Home Despot goes, the name is, "Home de Pot".

9. What have you most enjoyed about the year so far?

Corporate job is still working out well!

10. How are your legs positioned RFN?

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