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Old 08-05-2019, 10:35 AM   #1
limey
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy? Cat litter. It's heavy and the cats pee in it and then I throw it away.
2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW? FUKKIT! Fuckety fuckarse McCunty-Shite!
3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first? Take off enough clothes to go for a swim.
4. Do you like pickles? Yup
5. When was the last time you chewed gum? Gawd, I really cannot remember. Twenty years ago mebbe?
6. What is the most amusing number? 69 of course!
6. curtains or blinds? Curtains downstairs, blinds upstairs.
6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's? 11
10. What did the devil make you do? Take up smoking after I nagged my mother to stop. (I've stopped now, thanks for asking).
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Old 08-05-2019, 08:43 PM   #2
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1. Fuckety fuckarse McCunty-Shite!
you really are me in a different country. My kids would piss themselves laughing if they read this, it's completely what I'd say.
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Old 08-05-2019, 11:26 PM   #3
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I've never said OWWWWWWW in my life, ever.
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