Weird thigs you find on Craigslist - Page 3

lumberjim · 02-28-2016, 03:55 PM

It's too long to be one handed. And the saw blade would get caught on the skull, making a freeing it quickly for a second blow problematic.

Pamela · 02-28-2016, 07:51 PM

Now, if the saw blade were motorised for fast head-slicing.....

fargon · 02-28-2016, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pamela

Now, if the saw blade were motorised for fast head-slicing.....

I believe that you may be onto something.

Griff · 02-29-2016, 05:45 AM

You want finer teeth though so it doesn't get jerked outta your hands. Big teeth for maximum gore small teeth for handling... its quite a conundrum.

Gravdigr · 03-09-2016, 01:33 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 03-09-2016, 01:49 PM

Have sex with me after I'm blackout drunk? Um, nope.

monster · 08-07-2019, 05:54 PM

used deodorant sticks. I want to believe this is just someone taking the piss but....

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Griff · 08-08-2019, 07:29 AM

Ha!

monster · 09-03-2019, 06:55 PM

continuing the ew factor... free shower curtain

glatt · 09-03-2019, 07:55 PM

How do you clean a shower curtain? For real?

I kind of use a sponge and some spray cleanser and try to hold it up against a side wall of the shower so I can press down and scrub while the wall supports it, but there has to be a better way. You can't put any pressure on the thing because it's a freaking curtain. It's waterproof, so if you stick it in a washing machine and it folds over on itself, the inside part doesn't even get touched.

Does anyone have any tips?

lumberjim · 09-03-2019, 09:47 PM

Spray clorox clean up on it. Wait half an hour, rinse.

Or buy new liners every 3 months.

monster · 09-03-2019, 10:55 PM

it's not like it just needs a little cleaning. The cleaning products required (if it were possible) alone would cost more than a new curtain, never mind the labor.... and might be more damaging to the environment than just tossing the curtain.......

Some days I'm ashamed of my hoarding/overly-recycling tendencies ...and some days I realize I'm not that bad

Clodfobble · 09-04-2019, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

How do you clean a shower curtain? For real?

I kind of use a sponge and some spray cleanser and try to hold it up against a side wall of the shower so I can press down and scrub while the wall supports it, but there has to be a better way. You can't put any pressure on the thing because it's a freaking curtain. It's waterproof, so if you stick it in a washing machine and it folds over on itself, the inside part doesn't even get touched.

Does anyone have any tips?

I never scrub, I just spray it with bleach and let it sit for a while before rinsing. When that stops working, I throw the liner away and replace it every few years. The outer curtain is cloth and it goes through the washing machine just fine.

glatt · 09-04-2019, 06:37 AM

I find the soap scum doesn’t come off with bleach, although bleach is great at getting rid of the funky mold/mildew. Maybe our water is too hard or something. I’ll have to try that Clorox stuff.

Gravdigr · 09-04-2019, 02:47 PM

Dry the fucking thing and don't let the funk grow.

Or toss it and get a door.

02-28-2016, 03:55 PM	#31
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's too long to be one handed. And the saw blade would get caught on the skull, making a freeing it quickly for a second blow problematic. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-29-2016, 05:45 AM	#34
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You want finer teeth though so it doesn't get jerked outta your hands. Big teeth for maximum gore small teeth for handling... its quite a conundrum. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-09-2016, 01:33 PM	#35
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03-09-2016, 01:49 PM	#36
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Have sex with me after I'm blackout drunk? Um, nope. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-07-2019, 05:54 PM	#37
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	used deodorant sticks. I want to believe this is just someone taking the piss but.... https://annarbor.craigslist.org/zip/...949151312.html __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-28-2016, 07:51 PM	#32
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	Now, if the saw blade were motorised for fast head-slicing.....

08-08-2019, 07:29 AM	#38
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-03-2019, 06:55 PM	#39
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	continuing the ew factor... free shower curtain Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-03-2019, 07:55 PM	#40
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	How do you clean a shower curtain? For real? I kind of use a sponge and some spray cleanser and try to hold it up against a side wall of the shower so I can press down and scrub while the wall supports it, but there has to be a better way. You can't put any pressure on the thing because it's a freaking curtain. It's waterproof, so if you stick it in a washing machine and it folds over on itself, the inside part doesn't even get touched. Does anyone have any tips?

09-03-2019, 09:47 PM	#41
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Spray clorox clean up on it. Wait half an hour, rinse. Or buy new liners every 3 months. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-03-2019, 10:55 PM	#42
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it's not like it just needs a little cleaning. The cleaning products required (if it were possible) alone would cost more than a new curtain, never mind the labor.... and might be more damaging to the environment than just tossing the curtain....... Some days I'm ashamed of my hoarding/overly-recycling tendencies ...and some days I realize I'm not that bad __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-04-2019, 06:37 AM	#44
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I find the soap scum doesn’t come off with bleach, although bleach is great at getting rid of the funky mold/mildew. Maybe our water is too hard or something. I’ll have to try that Clorox stuff.

09-04-2019, 02:47 PM	#45
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dry the fucking thing and don't let the funk grow. Or toss it and get a door. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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