There's lumberthing I want to tell you

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

… So far, customers been too polite to ask what the head wound is about, but I've had to explain it to the coworkers repeatedly. Never a straight answer. ...

Bullet grazed your head while shopping at the mall on Black Friday.

Hit a bird while skydiving, found a broken beak inside your helmet.

Doing an overhead lift of your figure skating partner and her skate blade clipped you.