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Old 06-05-2004, 01:09 PM   #11
Lady Sidhe
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Re: The Local Cow Dealer

Quote:
Originally posted by Dagney
A local car dealer, who was known to have taken advantage of some people in the community, wanted to purchase a cow from a farmer. So the farmer priced the cow in a way the car dealer could understand:
BASIC COW: $499.95
Shipping and Handling: $35.75
Extra Stomach: $79.25
Two-tone Exterior: $142.50
Deluxe Dual Horns: $59.25
Automatic Fly Swatter: $74.55
Four-spigot/high output drain system: $149.20
Automatic fertilizer attachment: $339.40
Farmer's suggested list price: $1,379.85
Additional Dealer Adjustments: $300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options): $1,679.85
I posted that one to him already, as I recall....

Sidhe

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Last edited by Lady Sidhe; 06-05-2004 at 01:27 PM.
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