I have named your stairs

[Clodfobble]

Originally Posted by monster

And some are in The Southern States of the USA, where nothing has only one syllable.

Ayup.

[Griff]

Originally Posted by monster

Well, some of our stairs were not built by expert craftspeople such as yourself. Some identify as more than one syllable. Some are old. Some are so good one needs to linger on them or the memory of them lingers. Some dream of a life in politics. Some are in rooms that create echoes. And some are in The Southern States of the USA, where nothing has only one syllable.

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Ayup.

Y'all need to work up a stand-up routine.

[Carruthers]

But did you hear the tragic story of the lighthouse keeper who ran up the stairs too fast and screwed himself into the ceiling?

(Posting from a stair free zone BTW).