Midmonth Mayhem

[BigV]

z. How many tabs do you have open on your main browser right now?
74


l. What was the last thing that touched your lips?
Coffee, black

b. What's the scariest disease you ever contracted?
Heart disease

t. Where did you last walk to from your home building that was over half a mile from your property boundary?
A neighborhood park

g. What animal are you not a fan of, but think it would be really cute if it was miniature?
Yellowjackets would be cute in direct proportion to their smallness, the smaller the better. Preferably small enough to be munched on by tartigrades like popcorn.

b. Make up a euphemism for either your emotion or your facial expression when you really need to fart but circumstances dictate you must hold it in until you can find a safer time/location
I have to take this call... (walks stiffly away)