How much wine am I supposed to drink?

footfootfoot · 10-12-2020, 08:22 PM

There are no directions on the bottle.

lumberjim · 10-12-2020, 08:31 PM

There's a reason you can't get the cork back in.

monster · 10-12-2020, 08:37 PM

It probably says 750ml on the outside....

footfootfoot · 10-12-2020, 08:42 PM

It says that on the outside but there's nothing left on the inside

footfootfoot · 10-12-2020, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

There's a reason you can't get the cork back in.

I could barely get it off the corkscrew.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-14-2020, 11:22 PM

Maybe you want a better corkscrew. Was it really that stiff to unscrew?

I only buy the worm type, never the auger type.

monster · 10-14-2020, 11:41 PM

If it's as stiff to unscrew as to screw, you might want to reduce the little blue pills.

If you're buying the worm type, you might want to increase them.

Gravdigr · 10-16-2020, 09:20 PM

The last wine I bought was Mogen David Blackberry. 3 liter bottle, I think.

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It was ~$18.

So, it depends on how much wine money ya got?

Screw cap, btw. Screw a cork. (<--See that thar, what I did?

) Ya snooty bastidges.

footfootfoot · 10-17-2020, 03:42 PM

Isn't that like syrupy-sweet? 10% alcohol could mean that there are a lot of unfermented sugars or that it wasn't so sweet to begin with. I'm guessing it's the former.

BigV · 10-17-2020, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

There are no directions on the bottle.

Until I saw Gravdigr's party bottle, I'd always considered wine to be delivered in single sitting containers, irrespective of the number of wineglasses involved.

#cleanplateclub

Gravdigr · 10-17-2020, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Isn't that like syrupy-sweet?

Horribly so. And thick.

I use a really tall, fat glass, and, hang on for this now, pour it over ice.[/redneck] Yeah, I know.

It thins the stuff down from being overly thick.

lumberjim · 10-17-2020, 08:04 PM

Mix that with sprite and you're boujie

monster · 10-18-2020, 11:49 PM

nah, boujie requires La Croix

lumberjim · 10-19-2020, 08:09 AM

Ah, oui.

footfootfoot · 10-19-2020, 02:31 PM

Seltzer and ice and it would be like grape soda for (almost) grownups.

10-12-2020, 08:22 PM	#1
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10-14-2020, 11:22 PM	#6
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Maybe you want a better corkscrew. Was it really that stiff to unscrew? I only buy the worm type, never the auger type. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-14-2020, 11:41 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If it's as stiff to unscrew as to screw, you might want to reduce the little blue pills. If you're buying the worm type, you might want to increase them. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-16-2020, 09:20 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The last wine I bought was Mogen David Blackberry. 3 liter bottle, I think. It was ~$18. So, it depends on how much wine money ya got? Screw cap, btw. Screw a cork. (<--See that thar, what I did?) Ya snooty bastidges. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-17-2020, 03:42 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Isn't that like syrupy-sweet? 10% alcohol could mean that there are a lot of unfermented sugars or that it wasn't so sweet to begin with. I'm guessing it's the former. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-17-2020, 08:04 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Mix that with sprite and you're boujie __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-18-2020, 11:49 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	nah, boujie requires La Croix __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-19-2020, 08:09 AM	#14
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10-19-2020, 02:31 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Seltzer and ice and it would be like grape soda for (almost) grownups. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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