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Jabberwacky: What is up?
User: I'm working on sounds today. What is up with you?
Jabberwacky: Have you tried tapping them together three times?
User: You don't tap sounds together. They are intangible.
Jabberwacky: What way?
User: You listen to sounds.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm in America we have the dollar.
User: I guess it's a silent dollar, then.
Jabberwacky: Yeah? And why is that?
User: Because it must be an old bill. How old are you?
Jabberwacky: You are three?
User: No, I am twenty-three.
Jabberwacky: Three times nothing is still nothing.
User: You are not as intelligent as your website makes you out to be.
Jabberwacky: Well, I cannot bear childeren because I am male.
User: You also cannot spell 'children.'
Jabberwacky: What did I spell wrong?
User: Children.
Jabberwacky: Hahaha : D.
User: Yes. Very funny. My side is aching from laughter.
Jabberwacky: My brother is named Michael. We never called him Micky.
User: I wouldn't call him Micky either, it's a dumb name.
Jabberwacky: Me either.
User: Do you like your brother?
Jabberwacky: Both.



I'm not impressed.