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wolf · 07-07-2004, 09:46 AM

Microwave advice:

Do not be tempted by the large shiny objects.

Normal humans don't actually NEED 1200 watts of microwaving power and the ability to fit an entire turkey into it is of limited usefulness.

You microwave one plate's worth of dinner, not an 8 course meal for 4 ...

Don't spend more than $50. This will assure two things.

One, you will be able to carry your new microwave to and from the car.

Two, it will fit into the car when you get there.

Oh, and get one with a turntable.

07-07-2004, 09:46 AM	#30
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Microwave advice: Do not be tempted by the large shiny objects. Normal humans don't actually NEED 1200 watts of microwaving power and the ability to fit an entire turkey into it is of limited usefulness. You microwave one plate's worth of dinner, not an 8 course meal for 4 ... Don't spend more than $50. This will assure two things. One, you will be able to carry your new microwave to and from the car. Two, it will fit into the car when you get there. Oh, and get one with a turntable. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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