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lobber of scimitars
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The infernal machines (I call them "wipe hands on pants" devices, because that's always the step left off the directions) are infection control nightmares.
You think you're safe because you're able to activate the pushbutton with your elbow? Nah ... you're getting a face full of hot air loaded with all kinds of nasty microbes that LOVE to thrive in the humid innards of one of those things. Also, the paper towel usage is important to the whole "handwashing as a means of preventing infection" process. Don't EVER use the wall-mounted blowdryers. Anybody seen the motion sensor paper towel dispensers? Those things are COOL. I thought autoflush potties and autowash spigots were cool. Nah, those are merely neat. (one thing most people forget is that as soon as you've finished washing your hands, etc., you almost immediately recontaminate yourself ... by grabbing the doorhandle on the way out. I'm the obsessive compulsive one who opens the door with the used paper towel, and then has to search around for a wastebasket outside the restroom.)
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
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Urine is sterile, but if for some reason I manage to piss all over myself I have a child so a handy pack of wipes is always about. So how long before everyone starts carrying baby wipes around in little belt pouches or purses?
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D1, what exactly were you searching for to stumble across this one to resurrect? "excretory functions" "restrooms" "blow jobs" "zip up" "pet perve" "futzing" ?
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As stable as a ring of PU-239
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1.Enter the stall 2.Start to remove pants 3.Toilet flushes 4a.Take care of business 4b.Toilet flushes during taking care of business 5.Finish and stand up 6.Toilet doesn't flush 7.Wait a couple of seconds 8.Toilet still doesn't flush 9.Wave hand in front of sensor 10.Toilet still doesn't flush 11.Give up and kick the little button with foot 12.Toilet reluctantly flushes It's pretty uncommon that I come across one that only flushes as you're either standing up finished or leaving the stall. And I only just encountered those auto-PT-dispensers this weekend. They're friggin' awesome! :thumpsup:
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We've got non-washers at my office. It's a good idea to always get the snacks and goodies between the time they've been removed from the sealed container and the time the non-washer has taken some.
Or not; building up an immunity to fecal coliform is probably pro-survival. Anyway, I've seen hand driers where a graffiti artist has lovingly drawn in an icon of hands being wiped on pants. |
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always carry that disenfectant stuff with me. public bathrooms are the worst. have you ever been to one where you felt safer NOT washing? the sink is filty, the button on the paper towel holder is putrid. sometimes the best thing is to just kick the door open and go find a drinking fountain or something... sorry if you use public drinking fountains - i'd rather die of dehydration.
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