Ascension of Christ

perth · 08-10-2004, 12:44 PM

Far be it from me to criticize God, but may I make a suggestion? Lose the signature. Your posts are somewhat... diluted by it's presence.

slang · 08-10-2004, 03:00 PM

Should the sig be reworded or taken out completely? It's only there for the benefit of new members that might be confused by some of the characters.

perth · 08-10-2004, 03:07 PM

Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually *is* God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

God · 08-10-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perth

...."What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

Hey, I like that line. It's hip....modern and speaks the people's language. You up for writing for the Bible II?

Have your people get with my people.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perth

Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually *is* God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

Slang could be the next Charlton Heston. :thumpsup:

slang · 08-10-2004, 10:02 PM

Could I retain my memory and not drool to take this position??

wolf · 08-11-2004, 12:53 AM

I don't see why not ...

And you get to say "pry my rifle from my cold dead hands" any time you want.

Okay, so you do that already ...

slang · 08-11-2004, 01:42 AM

I could say it louder than I do now though,right........without people hitting the ground in anticipation of shooting?

08-11-2004, 12:53 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I don't see why not ... And you get to say "pry my rifle from my cold dead hands" any time you want. Okay, so you do that already ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-10-2004, 12:44 PM	#1
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Far be it from me to criticize God, but may I make a suggestion? Lose the signature. Your posts are somewhat... diluted by it's presence.

08-10-2004, 03:00 PM	#2
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Should the sig be reworded or taken out completely? It's only there for the benefit of new members that might be confused by some of the characters.

08-10-2004, 03:07 PM	#3
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually is God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

08-10-2004, 10:02 PM	#6
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Could I retain my memory and not drool to take this position??

08-11-2004, 01:42 AM	#8
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I could say it louder than I do now though,right........without people hitting the ground in anticipation of shooting?

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