Strange parallels in religion...

[Buddha]

Originally Posted by God

Don't forget cable TV. It's a biggie even for me.

I see you are finally back from your extended vacation on Alpha Centuri. Things have not improved in your absense. Lucifer is responsible for the cable TV thing in case you we're wondering. Me and Krishna tried to talk him out of it, but as You know, there's no reasoning with Satan.

[God]

Originally Posted by Buddha

I see you are finally back from your extended vacation on Alpha Centuri.

As I look around, I'm seriously considering going right back.

Originally Posted by Buddha

Things have not improved in your absense. Lucifer is responsible for the cable TV thing in case you we're wondering.

Hhmm. I thought the Fox channel was responsible for all the bad stuff. They are the ones most mentioned with my name in curses anyway. I'll have Reagan look into that and report back.

Originally Posted by Buddha

Me and Krishna tried to talk him out of it, but as You know, there's no reasoning with Satan.

No reasoning with Satan or the IRS, true.