The Insult Thread - Page 5

lumberjim · 10-01-2004, 10:48 AM

garnet is a douchebag to nth degree. that is all.

perth · 10-01-2004, 10:51 AM

LJ, I laughed my ass off at this:

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Catwoman · 10-01-2004, 11:03 AM

Seems you can't please everyone:

Hello! You fine flabby-assed she-beast with a saggy clit that dangles between her legs like a pendulum on a Grandfather Clock. You're like a dating magician: you just have to leave the table in the restaurant to use the toilet, and your date disappears. You're beautiful!? You're the kind of pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. Fuck off to China, you commie-sympathizing, coffee shop pseudo-Marxist fumbling fuckwit. You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. You know what they say: average in height, average in bed. If your weight is proportional, how come the shadow of your ass weighs 50 pounds? Professional people are like legs: when they get to the top, they become asses. I like your outfit. It's amazing what you can do with a little imagination and a potato sack. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.

(thanks for that link stacey, made my day)

glatt · 10-01-2004, 11:07 AM

Lumberjim, it's great to have you back, if only for a fleeting moment!

lumberjim · 10-01-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Lumberjim, it's great to have you back, if only for a fleeting moment!

fleet you, ambulance chaser, this is the insult thread.

bunch of dumbasses

lookout123 · 10-01-2004, 11:49 AM

he was insulting the rest of us by welcoming you back cumbubble breath.

garnet · 10-01-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

garnet is a douchebag to nth degree. that is all.

Geez, "douchebag" is the best you could do? I'm disappointed with you. Go take your Viagra, needledick. You need a pick-me-up.

garnet · 10-01-2004, 12:12 PM

LJ, your balls must be even smaller than your dick. You gotta go back to a six-month old thread to find a way to insult me? You're a bigger pussy than everybody says. Go write some more bad poetry, you screaming fudge packer.

Ahhhh, that felt g-o-o-o-o-o-d!

P.S. I've got a good dentist for you. From your picture it looks like you need one badly.

10-01-2004, 12:31 PM

Ooooh, is this now the bag on LJ thread? LJ, no single snowflake considers itself responsible for the avalanche. Think about that if you still have two brain cells left to rub together.

lookout123 · 10-01-2004, 12:38 PM

mari - don't worry about LJ (the motherfucker) he understands that garnet has no choice in what she says. her animosity is caused by the decay that runs rampant in her skull due to the lack of any animal products other than a lot of tubesteak and mansauce.

garnet · 10-01-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

mari - don't worry about LJ (the motherfucker) he understands that garnet has no choice in what she says. her animosity is caused by the decay that runs rampant in her skull due to the lack of any animal products other than a lot of tubesteak and mansauce.

Good one, lookout, I'll give ya that!

Yup, I love the tubesteak and mansauce, and I hear that LJ has a special fondness for it too. Lookout gets his share of the goods from his little NAMBLA "friends."

Roosta · 10-01-2004, 01:00 PM

At least I didn't need a ladder to reach puberty.

lumberjim · 10-01-2004, 01:00 PM

garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity. In other words,

you steaming hot shit
a bottomless pit
of douchebaggery,........ you be.
how's that for bad poetry, slut?

PS, did that yeast infection clear up yet?

jinx · 10-01-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

if you still have two brain cells left to rub together.

Ha! Oh, the irony....

10-01-2004, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Ha! Oh, the irony....

But of course! It takes one to know one!

10-01-2004, 10:48 AM	#61
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	garnet is a douchebag to nth degree. that is all. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-01-2004, 11:03 AM	#63
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Seems you can't please everyone: Hello! You fine flabby-assed she-beast with a saggy clit that dangles between her legs like a pendulum on a Grandfather Clock. You're like a dating magician: you just have to leave the table in the restaurant to use the toilet, and your date disappears. You're beautiful!? You're the kind of pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. Fuck off to China, you commie-sympathizing, coffee shop pseudo-Marxist fumbling fuckwit. You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. You know what they say: average in height, average in bed. If your weight is proportional, how come the shadow of your ass weighs 50 pounds? Professional people are like legs: when they get to the top, they become asses. I like your outfit. It's amazing what you can do with a little imagination and a potato sack. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have. (thanks for that link stacey, made my day) __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

10-01-2004, 11:49 AM	#66
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	he was insulting the rest of us by welcoming you back cumbubble breath. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-01-2004, 12:38 PM	#70
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	mari - don't worry about LJ (the motherfucker) he understands that garnet has no choice in what she says. her animosity is caused by the decay that runs rampant in her skull due to the lack of any animal products other than a lot of tubesteak and mansauce. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-01-2004, 01:00 PM	#73
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity. In other words, you steaming hot shit a bottomless pit of douchebaggery,........ you be. how's that for bad poetry, slut? PS, did that yeast infection clear up yet? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-01-2004, 11:07 AM	#64
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Lumberjim, it's great to have you back, if only for a fleeting moment!

10-01-2004, 12:12 PM	#68
garnet ... Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 657	LJ, your balls must be even smaller than your dick. You gotta go back to a six-month old thread to find a way to insult me? You're a bigger pussy than everybody says. Go write some more bad poetry, you screaming fudge packer. Ahhhh, that felt g-o-o-o-o-o-d! P.S. I've got a good dentist for you. From your picture it looks like you need one badly.

10-01-2004, 12:31 PM	#69
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Ooooh, is this now the bag on LJ thread? LJ, no single snowflake considers itself responsible for the avalanche. Think about that if you still have two brain cells left to rub together.

10-01-2004, 01:00 PM	#72
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	At least I didn't need a ladder to reach puberty.

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