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10-01-2004, 10:16 PM | #1 |
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Best South Park moment
Since we are talking about the Simpson's and Family Guy, we might as well dredge up the foul mouthed foursome.
my favorite is from the first batch of episodes. the parents are trying to get the tv station to pull terrance and phillip from the air for being to foul and violent. the station manager comes out to read a statement: "Fuck you!" then the parents start catapulting themselves against the brick wall in protest.
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10-01-2004, 11:25 PM | #2 |
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Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.
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10-02-2004, 07:29 AM | #3 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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From the second web-distributed cartoon "Jesus vs Santa Claus":
"You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go 'God DAMN IT, that... is a big... fat... fuck!' ".
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10-02-2004, 08:11 AM | #4 |
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After some careful consideration:
- The quest to return "Lord of the Rings" - Bebe gets boobs and all the boys start acting like primates - Jimmy and Timmy join the "crips" because they are "crippled" |
10-02-2004, 10:35 AM | #5 |
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The whole episode (including songs) with Cartman's hand being Jennifer ("Hennifer") Lopez and Ben Afleck, in love with her. Also, the Brian Boitono song--"What would Brian Boitono Do?" And "Blame Canada!"--great, great song!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
10-02-2004, 11:21 AM | #6 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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My all time favourite moment is from "Black Sleigh Down" a Christmas episode preceding the war on Iraq which has Santa Claus and the children in a sleigh, dropping Christmas parcels and exploding christmas lights etc onto a bewildered Baghdad. Every explosion of "Christmassy" stuff was shown as firebombing.
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10-02-2004, 01:55 PM | #7 |
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Hands down, for me, is the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".
"Goddamnit Cartman, stop shooting fire out of your ass!" "Dude, there's a ninety-foot satellite dish coming out of your ass." And then there's that whole thing with (was it Stan?) talking to the cows...
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10-02-2004, 04:41 PM | #8 |
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Cartman killing Scott Tenerman's parents, cutting them up, cooking them into a chili, and then feeding them to Scott while Radiohead laughs at what a crybaby Scott is.
"Mmm, yes! Let me lick your tears! So delicious, tears of infinite sadness!" |
10-02-2004, 11:19 PM | #9 |
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Big Gay Al. I recently saw this episode in german from some online TV thing that I can't find anymore.
And the commercial for the Mr. Hanky Playset.
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10-03-2004, 08:43 AM | #10 |
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South Park catches SARS after Indian casino owners give them blankets infected with it, and Stan saves his father using the traditional medicines of the white man: Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup, DayQuil and Sprite.
Actually that may be the best episode ever This show continues to be brilliant. |
10-03-2004, 09:35 PM | #11 |
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Cartman explaining his plot to Scott Tenorman was easily the finest moment in the show, but since that's taken, I'm going to have to go with the Chicken Fu^h^hLover episode, when Ayn Rand turns officer Barbrady off of reading entirely. That, or when the boys change the music at the million child blow to a note so low that it causes everyone in the world to shit their pants. Abso-fucking-lutely brilliant...
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10-04-2004, 06:30 AM | #12 |
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Far, far too many great moments, but the first that comes to mind:
Red rocket! Red rocket! |
10-04-2004, 09:05 AM | #13 |
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The potshots at "Atlas Shrugged" in Chickenlover were awesome. (Note: Two friends of mine were trance-babbling Randoids at one point, so to be in their living room watching the show when their holy grail was touted by a chicken-fucker and THEN lambasted by Barbrady was absolute pure joy.)
A few more that haven't been mentioned: Starvin' Marvin. The entire Chinpokomon episode. The Underpants Gnomes. Sexual Harassment Panda and the Island of Misfit Mascots. The NAMBLA episode. Timmy and Jimmy reenacting the big parking fight scene from "They Live." The post-9/11 episode, with Cartman channeling Bugs Bunny. Just about everything Butters has ever done. Raisins. |
10-04-2004, 02:21 PM | #14 |
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this is just wrong, but all i can say is "It's coming right for us, Kill it!!!"
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10-04-2004, 02:31 PM | #15 |
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remember that poster printed in the 70's of the cutest, fattest, most snow-white baby seal ever, looking right at you with liquid black eyes that seemed to say, "I love you!"-?? I do. That whole idea is disgusting, repulsive and evil. Only humankind would come up with the likes of that.
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