Mathematics exposes the truth!

hot_pastrami · 10-12-2004, 04:58 PM

Submitted for it's (intentional?) humor:

Matrix Evolutions offers an overcomplexificated mathematical-political argument. Once your brain congeals into a quivering mass of math-goo, scroll down and read the last 5 paragraphs. Discrete Mathematics, as always, is our beacon of truth.

I am no fan of Bush, nor the actions of his administration, but never before have I read (part of) a document which so clearly demonstrates that it's writers desperately need to get laid, as soon as possible.

Happy Monkey · 10-12-2004, 05:08 PM

Well, actually, they forgot Poland!

10-12-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Well, actually, they forgot Poland!

I'm sure Poland is in there somewhere. Pollack jokes aside, the Polish are pretty cool folks. They had nothing to send up against Hitler's tanks except their calvery on horseback, and by God, those brave men went out there and died in front of Hitler's war machine. Poland was the first nation in the East European bloc that began to actively struggle for freedom from the Communists, and by God, they won! Poland should be an inspiration to us all!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2004, 06:40 PM

One of the janitors at my high school(class of '62) was a Colonel in that Polish Calvary. I saw him every day, and worked with him on weekends and vacations for three years before he would tell me anything about it. Of almost 350 men(and horses), he and 2 others survived the war.

wolf · 10-13-2004, 10:18 PM

The Polish Cavalry had one hell of a cultural history that fell flat in the face of modern armor.

flippant · 10-14-2004, 09:36 AM

Ha Ha! Bravo to matrix!

If I begin to use the greek letters in the equations as anagram letters and form leftist political sentences in greek do I, or do I not have a date on friday?

10-12-2004, 04:58 PM	#1
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	Mathematics exposes the truth! Submitted for it's (intentional?) humor: Matrix Evolutions offers an overcomplexificated mathematical-political argument. Once your brain congeals into a quivering mass of math-goo, scroll down and read the last 5 paragraphs. Discrete Mathematics, as always, is our beacon of truth. I am no fan of Bush, nor the actions of his administration, but never before have I read (part of) a document which so clearly demonstrates that it's writers desperately need to get laid, as soon as possible. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

10-12-2004, 05:08 PM	#2
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Well, actually, they forgot Poland! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-12-2004, 06:40 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	One of the janitors at my high school(class of '62) was a Colonel in that Polish Calvary. I saw him every day, and worked with him on weekends and vacations for three years before he would tell me anything about it. Of almost 350 men(and horses), he and 2 others survived the war. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2004, 10:18 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Polish Cavalry had one hell of a cultural history that fell flat in the face of modern armor. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-14-2004, 09:36 AM	#6
flippant shameless....so stop trying so hard....-me Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Colorado location* Posts: 215	Ha Ha! Bravo to matrix! If I begin to use the greek letters in the equations as anagram letters and form leftist political sentences in greek do I, or do I not have a date on friday? Last edited by flippant; 10-14-2004 at 09:42 AM.

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