It's an Omen!!

Originally Posted by flippant

Now that's just crazy talk. It's obviously the mystical white deer of great fortune and anyone lucky enough to see it will inherit the earth after the rapture, or be given the choice of amazing sex forever.(duh)

So what do I have to see to BOTH inherit the earth after rapture AND have amazing sex forever? Do hallucinations count? How about figments of the imagination? Drug induced visions?

[flippant]

Originally Posted by marichiko

So what do I have to see to BOTH inherit the earth after rapture AND have amazing sex forever? Do hallucinations count? How about figments of the imagination? Drug induced visions?

Obviously the 2-headed white deer of great fortune must be seen.
Not accounting for self-induced hallucinations.(very bad luck)

Originally Posted by flippant

Obviously the 2-headed white deer of great fortune must be seen.
Not accounting for self-induced hallucinations.(very bad luck)

I saw a two headed salamander once, does that count?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Only if it was white.
The whitetail deer in these parts a different than western deer. They're smaller in most places here because of the intense competition for food and minerals. They tend to be larger in farm country.
My buddy had a pair of albino fawns in his Lancaster County junkyard about 6 years ago. He told everyone they were off limits but once they wandered off the property they went who knows where.