This is porn.

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Originally Posted by wolf

Some of my enjoyment is dampened by the fact that in most 'vintage' nude photos of men, they aren't, ummm .... happy. I also have a suspicion that 90%+ of said models are gay. Turn off.

Actually, I was watching a documentary on porn stars, and apparently a straight male is a rarity in the adult entertainment industry. Now if I could magically add like 3-5 inches down below, having sex all day (for pay!) doesn't sound like such a bad idea ... better than the crappy grind I go through these days.