Dick Clark has Stroke

wolf · 12-08-2004, 02:29 PM

But ... but ... but ... he's timeless!

The maid must have thought the picture in the attic was just old trash and got rid of it.

The event could be hosted by his replica from The Hollywood Wax Museum ... or perhaps digitally enhanced footage of previous years.

Or maybe pixar could throw something together.

Miss America survived the loss of Bert Parks, and Guy Lombardo ain't playin' on New Year's Eve no more. I remember when Dick Clark was the newer, hipper, alternative ... the Rockin' New Year's concept was not immediately embraced.

Just so long as they don't get Conan O'Brien to host anything. I really fucking hate Conan O'Brien, mostly for failing to be humorous.

12-08-2004, 02:29 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	But ... but ... but ... he's timeless! The maid must have thought the picture in the attic was just old trash and got rid of it. The event could be hosted by his replica from The Hollywood Wax Museum ... or perhaps digitally enhanced footage of previous years. Or maybe pixar could throw something together. Miss America survived the loss of Bert Parks, and Guy Lombardo ain't playin' on New Year's Eve no more. I remember when Dick Clark was the newer, hipper, alternative ... the Rockin' New Year's concept was not immediately embraced. Just so long as they don't get Conan O'Brien to host anything. I really fucking hate Conan O'Brien, mostly for failing to be humorous. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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