"Cock" and other jargon

Radar · 12-10-2004, 09:41 PM

I'm not sure why, but that just tickled the shit out of me. It made me want to sell cars. I'm a huge people watcher, and I remember hanging out at the mall as a kid with my best friend murmering insults under our breat a lot. "Hey check out the butter face", or "man you could show a movie on that ass....a double feature!", etc. My friend was really good at it. He would walk up on people and say it so loud I swore they could hear him, but they just kept walking.

lookout123 · 12-10-2004, 10:24 PM

i think we covered this in an old thread, but at the car store i was at
bad ups were "jags". "strokes" are the ones who would haggle and then walk away when we agreed to their numbers. we also referred to that as mental masturbation. and anytime either a really hot chick or a truly hideous hag stepped on the lot, 30 salesguys would say to each other "wooja" - as in "would you do her?"

then the really ballsy guys would try to throw in swear words or racial slurs into their conversations with customers in a way that would keep the customer in the dark. we had a really bizarre point keeping system for that.

12-10-2004, 09:41 PM	#1
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I'm not sure why, but that just tickled the shit out of me. It made me want to sell cars. I'm a huge people watcher, and I remember hanging out at the mall as a kid with my best friend murmering insults under our breat a lot. "Hey check out the butter face", or "man you could show a movie on that ass....a double feature!", etc. My friend was really good at it. He would walk up on people and say it so loud I swore they could hear him, but they just kept walking. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

12-10-2004, 10:24 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i think we covered this in an old thread, but at the car store i was at bad ups were "jags". "strokes" are the ones who would haggle and then walk away when we agreed to their numbers. we also referred to that as mental masturbation. and anytime either a really hot chick or a truly hideous hag stepped on the lot, 30 salesguys would say to each other "wooja" - as in "would you do her?" then the really ballsy guys would try to throw in swear words or racial slurs into their conversations with customers in a way that would keep the customer in the dark. we had a really bizarre point keeping system for that. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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