Folder or wadder?

mrnoodle · 12-21-2004, 09:14 PM

Pull off 4 squares, marry the ends, halve it again, then wipe once. Fold once more and wipe again. Discard. Repeat as necessary.

Wadding is only acceptable in extreme cases of internal distress, where the 8-ply won't sufficiently protect your hands from ick.

If you need even MORE detail, I'm happy to provide it. :hafucking

Troubleshooter · 12-22-2004, 12:15 AM

Twice loosely around the hand, using the thumb to hold the initial pass, from a loose roll. Having to pull it from a dispenser throws off the accuracy. Wipe, fold, wipe, drop, repeat as necessary.

View Poll Results: Fess up, folder or wadder?
Folder	14	60.87%
Wadder	8	34.78%
Don't wipe	1	4.35%
Sticks, stones, or leaves. Sometimes snow.	0	0%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

12-21-2004, 09:14 PM	#1
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Pull off 4 squares, marry the ends, halve it again, then wipe once. Fold once more and wipe again. Discard. Repeat as necessary. Wadding is only acceptable in extreme cases of internal distress, where the 8-ply won't sufficiently protect your hands from ick. If you need even MORE detail, I'm happy to provide it. :hafucking __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

12-22-2004, 12:15 AM	#2
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Twice loosely around the hand, using the thumb to hold the initial pass, from a loose roll. Having to pull it from a dispenser throws off the accuracy. Wipe, fold, wipe, drop, repeat as necessary. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

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