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12-22-2004, 02:21 AM
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Wadder.
But I'm reminded of a lesson a drill sergeant gave us in boot camp on how to efficiently use one square sheet of paper. Fold the sheet into fours and rip a small piece off one corner and save the torn piece. Unfold the sheet and you'll have a hole in the center in which you insert your middle finger. Wipe. Now grasp the sheet at the base of your middle finger and pull up removing the...uh...waste as you go. Next use the small piece you tore off to clean under your finger nail. Luckily I've never been destitute enough to need this lesson...but you never know. :p
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12-22-2004, 11:35 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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This, coming from a representative of an entity that doesn't flinch at the cost of $800 toilet seats...sheesh.
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12-22-2004, 11:53 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Also, Folder. Lately even doing a final pass with a moistened baby wipe since they seem to be everywhere these days.
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12-22-2004, 12:48 PM
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But then, who am I but a small cog in a giant machine. 
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