12/31/2004: Happy polar bear new year

Wormfood · 01-04-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The penguin has an Ice cream cone while the mechanic works on his broken down car.

Now it's crystalclear. Thanks.

Emrikol · 01-04-2005, 02:39 PM

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town.
He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big cone with a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands he is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no, it's just ice cream, I swear!"

(sans with)

xoxoxoBruce · 01-05-2005, 12:09 PM

I used to work with an engineer that kept a 3x5 card in his wallet that he wrote punch lines on. We'd be out in public somewhere and he'd start reading them one at a time with a pause in between to wait for reactions from strangers overhearing him.
I was always wondering where and how she'd heard it, when some sweet little old lady would react to the punchline from some raunchy joke.

01-04-2005, 02:39 PM	#2
Emrikol Compatriot-at-Arms Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 107	*rimshot* A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big cone with a double-scoop of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat, but having no hands he is forced to make a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no, it's just ice cream, I swear!" (sans with)

01-05-2005, 12:09 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I used to work with an engineer that kept a 3x5 card in his wallet that he wrote punch lines on. We'd be out in public somewhere and he'd start reading them one at a time with a pause in between to wait for reactions from strangers overhearing him. I was always wondering where and how she'd heard it, when some sweet little old lady would react to the punchline from some raunchy joke. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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