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Old 02-02-2005, 02:43 PM   #1
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Old 02-02-2005, 03:15 PM   #2
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The biggest offenders in my experience are:

"Go down duh screet tuh get some scrimps."
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Old 02-07-2005, 04:57 PM   #3
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The biggest offenders in my experience are:

"Go down duh screet tuh get some scrimps."
OMG you've been talking to my customers!

They eat scrimps on da screet den go watch their digikal (or diginal) cayb-oe.

Ugh.

And when I first met my husband, who spent 12 years in Jersey, EVERY time he would say coah-fee, I would repeat it like that. EVERY time. It was cute then. Now half the time I don't notice it.
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Old 02-07-2005, 05:29 PM   #4
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OMG you've been talking to my customers!
A friend of mine was a paramedic for a while. Every so often he'd head into the ethnic hinterlands to go pick somebody who had run out of their peanutbutterball...

See if you cna figure that one out.
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:23 AM   #5
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Just when you thought you were safe from the badger badger thing...

It's Harry Potter Potter Potter's turn
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:44 AM   #6
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peanutbutterball...

See if you cna figure that one out.
Phenobarbital.

Guess them folks was having some major convictions, eh?
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Old 02-08-2005, 11:01 AM   #7
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Phenobarbital.

Guess them folks was having some major convictions, eh?
Yeah, but they're staying scrong and keepin' it real...
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