Your Last Day on Earth

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

This got me thinking... I might go and murder a particular someone (in full view of witnesses so it couldn't be blamed on anyone else) whose absence would make my family's life significantly better.

Given that you could basically "get away with" any crime you committed, am I the only one who would consider this?

In my final hours, I would prefer not to perform acts of malice. I am a pacificist.

Oh wait, didn't I say I wanted to cause a big car crash? Fuck.