New Clothes

chainsaw · 04-14-2005, 04:04 PM

I was wearing an A cup in the 5th grade. Since then, boobs have never been a happy subject in my life. I was a cheerleader in high school and HATED that I had to wear a sports bra to keep from hurting myself - I even considered reduction surgery. It sucked. Still does. It really affects my physical activity. And when you start gaining mammaries so young, they also start to sag when you're still young. I'm only 28 and I'm embarrassed of the way they look. Bigger isn't always better.

Tonchi · 04-14-2005, 04:56 PM

Yes, Undertoad, but T'Pau (Queen of the Universe) was named because of her ears. She has the most incredible long and pointed ear-tufts I ever saw and an attitude of entitlement and superiority to match. I tried to post a photo of her on the screen but could not figure out how.

As for the story of the underwire bra conducting lightning, it's TRUE

I read about it too.

It seems like we gals are about the same height and breadth, with the exception that I quit wearing a bra because nothing fit me anyway without one of those little packets that the latinos call "rellenos". So I just wear peasant shirts or T's now and celebrate the fact that if nothing shows anyway you have nothing to hide

My doctor laughs and says he never saw anybody my age so completely un-selfconscious about their body. I tell him I have "nothing" to be ashamed of!

If you haven't figured out why the jeans are all too long yet, trot over to the shoe department and look at those Li'l Abner boots and platform/spike heels they are selling to the kids right now and it will all become clear. I solved that problem by wearing cowboy boots with 2-inch or more roping heels or getting some thong sandles with some flashy trinkets attached that come with a huge platform. Around the house I just roll up the cuffs, because that's supposed to be hip right now too. So when you can't beat 'em and you refuse to join 'em, just do it YOUR way.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-14-2005, 10:33 PM

One size fits all.

04-14-2005, 04:04 PM	#1
chainsaw Wingnahningning... Er somethin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: 90802 Posts: 368	I was wearing an A cup in the 5th grade. Since then, boobs have never been a happy subject in my life. I was a cheerleader in high school and HATED that I had to wear a sports bra to keep from hurting myself - I even considered reduction surgery. It sucked. Still does. It really affects my physical activity. And when you start gaining mammaries so young, they also start to sag when you're still young. I'm only 28 and I'm embarrassed of the way they look. Bigger isn't always better. __________________ I have no life, so I watch movies.

04-14-2005, 04:56 PM	#2
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Yes, Undertoad, but T'Pau (Queen of the Universe) was named because of her ears. She has the most incredible long and pointed ear-tufts I ever saw and an attitude of entitlement and superiority to match. I tried to post a photo of her on the screen but could not figure out how. As for the story of the underwire bra conducting lightning, it's TRUE I read about it too. It seems like we gals are about the same height and breadth, with the exception that I quit wearing a bra because nothing fit me anyway without one of those little packets that the latinos call "rellenos". So I just wear peasant shirts or T's now and celebrate the fact that if nothing shows anyway you have nothing to hide My doctor laughs and says he never saw anybody my age so completely un-selfconscious about their body. I tell him I have "nothing" to be ashamed of! If you haven't figured out why the jeans are all too long yet, trot over to the shoe department and look at those Li'l Abner boots and platform/spike heels they are selling to the kids right now and it will all become clear. I solved that problem by wearing cowboy boots with 2-inch or more roping heels or getting some thong sandles with some flashy trinkets attached that come with a huge platform. Around the house I just roll up the cuffs, because that's supposed to be hip right now too. So when you can't beat 'em and you refuse to join 'em, just do it YOUR way. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true. Last edited by Tonchi; 04-14-2005 at 05:01 PM.

04-14-2005, 10:33 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	One size fits all. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:56 PM.

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