4/19/2005: Virgin Mary appears in salt in freeway underpass - Page 2

warch · 04-19-2005, 02:52 PM

I remember (fuzzily) an old Cheers episode where Cliff has a potato that looks like Nixon. I think the punchline is something like "Big deal, find one that doesnt".

LabRat · 04-19-2005, 03:27 PM

Bah. What would we make fun of then???

lookout123 · 04-19-2005, 03:28 PM

people who live in Iowa. oh wait, i do that now.

LabRat · 04-19-2005, 03:30 PM

The one and only time i tried tye dying, one of the shirts I rolled came out with a HUGE purple vagina going up the back. I couldn't have drawn one better, it was amazing. No, I don't still have it unfortunately. I wish I had taken a picture.

jaguar · 04-19-2005, 03:41 PM

Now i look again it doesn't look very virginal either.

Quote:

The one and only time i tried tye dying

That's what they all say, hippy.

mrnoodle · 04-19-2005, 04:40 PM

Good thing not many people saw you wearing it, they'd have erected a shrine on your ass. Wait. Are we talking about vaginas that look like Marys or vice versa?

nevermind

xoxoxoBruce · 04-19-2005, 05:42 PM

I see a penis with a fright wig. Does that mean I'm queer?

Happy Monkey · 04-19-2005, 05:52 PM

You're the one who said I had a nice box.

capnhowdy · 04-19-2005, 06:56 PM

.......definitely LABIA LAND.
I certainly wouldn't say virgin, though.
I wouldn't be surprised if some graffitti artist hasn't "touched it up"......
I dated a girl once who......... 10-22

dar512 · 04-20-2005, 12:27 AM

I heard this story on the local radio. It's in Chicago on the Fullerton Avenue underpass for the Kennedy Expressway.

It still looks like a salt stain to me.

Kitsune · 04-20-2005, 10:05 AM

Doesn't the bible outright say that anything that appears prior to God appearing in the sky is a false a vision and shouldn't be trusted?

I think it looks like a vagina.

mrnoodle · 04-20-2005, 10:25 AM

it says to beware of people who give signs and say this n that, because there will be many false prophets, and when the time comes, the sign will be clear to everyone, etc. etc.

I don't think this is it. I think it's a buhgina. I can see the dick with a wig, too. But hey, if it comforts someone, good for them.

We had these fake wood grain doors and a couple of them had demon faces in them. Big ones, too. And I saw a skull in the pattern of the carpet at school. All this started happening after our psychology class in which we learned about subliminal advertising. I can spot a dick in a tumbler of whiskey from a mile off.

That would be a good sig line

Vegeta · 04-20-2005, 10:27 AM

"Kiss the vagina, Timmy."

Didn't anyone see The Daily Show, uh, Monday night I think? Where some Aussie pissed the bed and said it looked like Jesus? I think that one wins for most ludicrous pseudo-religious sighting thus far, even past the cheese sammich on eBay.

pdaoust · 04-20-2005, 10:27 AM

my gosh... sigh... I find these things so sad... is this why you guys think we Cath'licks are wackos? Seriously, I think it's just people whose pattern-recognition skills have gone a little haywire... sadly, that seems to happen a lot in our church... I guess it shows that we really are a church made out of human beings.

jaguar · 04-20-2005, 10:44 AM

Re: the kid

04-19-2005, 03:27 PM	#17
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Bah. What would we make fun of then??? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-19-2005, 03:28 PM	#18
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	people who live in Iowa. oh wait, i do that now. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

04-19-2005, 03:30 PM	#19
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	The one and only time i tried tye dying, one of the shirts I rolled came out with a HUGE purple vagina going up the back. I couldn't have drawn one better, it was amazing. No, I don't still have it unfortunately. I wish I had taken a picture. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-19-2005, 04:40 PM	#21
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Good thing not many people saw you wearing it, they'd have erected a shrine on your ass. Wait. Are we talking about vaginas that look like Marys or vice versa? nevermind __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

04-19-2005, 05:42 PM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I see a penis with a fright wig. Does that mean I'm queer? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-19-2005, 02:52 PM	#16
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	I remember (fuzzily) an old Cheers episode where Cliff has a potato that looks like Nixon. I think the punchline is something like "Big deal, find one that doesnt".

04-19-2005, 05:52 PM	#23
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	You're the one who said I had a nice box. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-19-2005, 06:56 PM	#24
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	SALTY VAGINA .......definitely LABIA LAND. I certainly wouldn't say virgin, though. I wouldn't be surprised if some graffitti artist hasn't "touched it up"...... I dated a girl once who......... 10-22 __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-20-2005, 12:27 AM	#25
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	I heard this story on the local radio. It's in Chicago on the Fullerton Avenue underpass for the Kennedy Expressway. It still looks like a salt stain to me. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

04-20-2005, 10:05 AM	#26
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Doesn't the bible outright say that anything that appears prior to God appearing in the sky is a false a vision and shouldn't be trusted? I think it looks like a vagina.

04-20-2005, 10:25 AM	#27
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	it says to beware of people who give signs and say this n that, because there will be many false prophets, and when the time comes, the sign will be clear to everyone, etc. etc. I don't think this is it. I think it's a buhgina. I can see the dick with a wig, too. But hey, if it comforts someone, good for them. We had these fake wood grain doors and a couple of them had demon faces in them. Big ones, too. And I saw a skull in the pattern of the carpet at school. All this started happening after our psychology class in which we learned about subliminal advertising. I can spot a dick in a tumbler of whiskey from a mile off. That would be a good sig line __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

04-20-2005, 10:27 AM	#28
Vegeta As far beyond mutants as they beyond you Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: United States Posts: 52	"Kiss the vagina, Timmy." Didn't anyone see The Daily Show, uh, Monday night I think? Where some Aussie pissed the bed and said it looked like Jesus? I think that one wins for most ludicrous pseudo-religious sighting thus far, even past the cheese sammich on eBay.

04-20-2005, 10:27 AM	#29
pdaoust Antagonistic Antagonist Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22	my gosh... sigh... I find these things so sad... is this why you guys think we Cath'licks are wackos? Seriously, I think it's just people whose pattern-recognition skills have gone a little haywire... sadly, that seems to happen a lot in our church... I guess it shows that we really are a church made out of human beings.

04-20-2005, 10:44 AM	#30
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Re: the kid __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

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