Tasteless Jokes

lumberjim · 05-08-2005, 09:43 AM

an eight year old boy comes home from school one day and says to his dad, "Daddy, what's a cunt?"

"A cunt?! where did you hear that?!" his dad says, appalled.
The boy shrugs, " I heard it at school. what does it mean?"
His dad rubs his chin for a moment, thinking about how to handle this, and decides that honesty is the best policy. " come with me," he says. " your mom is taking a nap. maybe i can show you."
The two of them crep silently up the stairs, and dad ever so carefully lifts mom's nightgown, exposing her crotch. " Now. you see that hairy triangle with the pink squiggles in it?"

The son says, " yes"
dad says, " That's a vagina. The rest of it's a cunt"
:rimshot:

05-08-2005, 09:43 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	an eight year old boy comes home from school one day and says to his dad, "Daddy, what's a cunt?" "A cunt?! where did you hear that?!" his dad says, appalled. The boy shrugs, " I heard it at school. what does it mean?" His dad rubs his chin for a moment, thinking about how to handle this, and decides that honesty is the best policy. " come with me," he says. " your mom is taking a nap. maybe i can show you." The two of them crep silently up the stairs, and dad ever so carefully lifts mom's nightgown, exposing her crotch. " Now. you see that hairy triangle with the pink squiggles in it?" The son says, " yes" dad says, " That's a vagina. The rest of it's a cunt" :rimshot: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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