Does your social security card look like this?

[xoxoxoBruce]

That card is cute but wrong.

This scam has been unquestionly funded by John Q Taxpayer

Nothing could be further from the truth. The "John (& Jane) Q Taxpayer"(s) out there have been questioning SS since long before I was born.

By signing this card, I acknowledge that I will pay into this program for 50 years and never see a cent of it when I retire.

Now that's not true either. Nobody has paid in for 50 years and not collected SS while still alive. There is a debate over how long that can continue but if the schmucks in Washington hadn't stolen the money, the question would be moot.