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Old 05-14-2005, 05:06 AM   #3
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Deja vu, all over again...
 
Join Date: May 2005
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This is more of a video camera moment.

I'm in the mall with the wife, and there's one of the local "gangsta wanna-bes" hassling people. He spies a little asian guy, about 50ish, not much over five foot.
Now, our villian of the piece is about 5' 6", and thinks he's the hottest thing since sliced bread. He walks over to the asian, and starts screaming "GIMME MONEY OR I'LL CAP YO ASS" (I hope I spelled that right).
The asian guy looks at him, blinks once, then lets loose with a roundhouse kick that had to bust every tooth in the assholes face.
I almost pissed myself.
Mall security (there's an oxy-moron) finally get the cops there, and arrest the gangsta.
One cop said "How many people beat the shit out of you, sir?"
God, I love it.
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Where are the rites of passage? The initiations for the young to endure? How can they ever hope to become true adults without them? We live in a world filled with people wearing middle-aged bodies, yet they stumble to a crawl with their child-like minds. We must all go thru a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it MUST leave a mark.
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