Ever wish you had a camera moment.

mrnoodle · 05-16-2005, 10:48 AM

Missed Kodak moment: We were driving around up in the mountains one Sunday and noticed a rabbit in the middle of the road in front of us. However, before we could decide whether or not to put on the brakes, an eagle swooped over us from behind and snatched the sucker out of the road. Literally 12 feet in front of us. You don't realize how fast those things dive unless you're in the glide path.

Second-hand asskicking story: Don't want to go into details, cuz I'm scared of the guy (he used to hunt poachers in Kenya on contract), but the best line ever spoken prior to delivering an assbeating came from him. "Mister, if you say one more word, I'm going to break you open like a shotgun on this craps table and sodomize you in front of all these fine people."

05-16-2005, 10:48 AM	#1
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Missed Kodak moment: We were driving around up in the mountains one Sunday and noticed a rabbit in the middle of the road in front of us. However, before we could decide whether or not to put on the brakes, an eagle swooped over us from behind and snatched the sucker out of the road. Literally 12 feet in front of us. You don't realize how fast those things dive unless you're in the glide path. Second-hand asskicking story: Don't want to go into details, cuz I'm scared of the guy (he used to hunt poachers in Kenya on contract), but the best line ever spoken prior to delivering an assbeating came from him. "Mister, if you say one more word, I'm going to break you open like a shotgun on this craps table and sodomize you in front of all these fine people." __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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