Tasteless Jokes

lumberjim · 05-20-2005, 08:18 PM

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

BigV · 05-21-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."

Hey LJ, thanks for the ONLY laff I've gotten from this lame thread. Course, I could qualify for an assist since after laughing out loud and re-reading the joke, I noticed that the doctor actually pulled the pen out of his shiRt. Oh well, still funny!

05-20-2005, 08:18 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen." __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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