I am the magic 8 ball

[smoothmoniker]

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Dear Magic 8 Ball,

Can you just gouge my eyes out now that I've read that horrible thought?

P.S. Please don't spell "comeuppance" like that.

The magic 8 ball is about peace, openness and pacificsm - the magic 8 ball would never gouge your eyes out.

You will, however lose your eyes in a freak accident while attempting to switch cell phone carriers later this year. I can't give you too much in the way of details, but lets just say, when they ask if you want the option eye guard / pith helmet adaptor for your new phone, spend the extra money steve, spend the extra money.