Moo cows from the Masai

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Originally posted by sycamore
Any of the 3 would be useful:

--The cows could make lots of milk and steaks for hungry Americans.

Yeah, but with the money you just used to take 3 cows to America, you could have bought tons of steak and milk.

--The jewelry (which I'm sure is beautiful) could go on a tour (a la the Vatican tour a few years ago), with the admissions money going to the September 11th Fund. Later, it could be part of an exhibit at either the Smithsonian, MoMA, or a museum that I suspect might be built in honor of 9/11.

How much jewelry could you possibly buy for the cost of 3 cows? Surely you could net more money by investing it in the stock market.

--The money, of course, is good as well.

Money is all that matters. Sweet, glorious money! Muahahah!