What's in your freezer?

[melidasaur]

This is not in my freezer now, but it's a good freezer story.

My dad is a veteranarian (sp?), thus we usually had a variety of pets around the house. Cats, birds, fish, mice, etc. etc. We had these two parakeets when I was in high school. They lived in our tv room and they were sooo noisy. They chirped all the time and you could never really watch TV in peace. So... one night, my parents were watching the X-files and one of the birds started making this unreal noise... and it just dropped dead. Apparently, it got scared during the X-files. The other one was quick to follow. My dad decided that the best thing to do would be to put the birds in a Ziploc baggie and in the freezer. He wanted to perform an autopsy to determine the real cause of death.

The autopsy was never performed... the birds sat in the freezer for months. One of my friends went into the freezer to get some ice, saw the birds and freaked out. What kind of freaks freeze their pets? My family. The birds were pitched shortly after the ice incident.

My freezer now is empty. I need to go shopping.