Do teachers need a "Proper Attire 101"?

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Oh, and if you're a 50-something creepy social studies teacher in the aforementioned scalloped dress with poofy sleeves, with caked-on makeup that somehow still manages to look wet, don't proudly tell your students that you're still a virgin. You will not, in fact, gain their respect. You will merely gain yourself a slew of vicious pranks and vandalism in your classroom.

Umm, Clod hon, is there something you want to share with the rest of the class?