The Sex Thread

(Sigh) I don't trust "off the wall insatiable sex" anymore. The last man I did that with turned out to be an ax murderer. It sort of puts a girl off her game, you know?

I did get an offer of "off the wall insatiable" internet sex the other day. I'm considering it. At least if I found out that he owns an ax, I could just block his e-males.

[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by marichiko

(Sigh).....The last man I did that with turned out to be an ax murderer. It sort of puts a girl off her game, you know?.....

i've just gotta ask, wtf? how did you...where the.....what? an axe murderer?

Originally Posted by plthijinx

i've just gotta ask, wtf? how did you...where the.....what? an axe murderer?

Very long story, but he turned out to be one of those charming psychopaths that you read about. Unfortunately for me, I got to meet one. The man is incredible! Lies smoothly and fluently without turning a hair or missing a beat. I didn't like the way his lies were adding up though, so I did some checking. Turns out he was charged as an accessory in the murder/suicide of his brother and his brother's ex GF.

Part of the story is posted in the "Hypothetical but for Reals" thread.