Can I get a witness?

[BigV]

Carbon Tetrafluoride, as in Goof-Off, or some other such cancer-in-a-can solution will do the job.

Or...

Since you've paid your deductible, crease another fender and have the pros take care of it. You could even choose the vehicle against which you crease it, like say, the shiny new rig of the road crew supervisor who was busy polishing up his truck to notice he was spraying tar everywhere. Yeah. That has a certain...symmetry to it. Good Luck.

edit: Corrected a spelling mistake. Not that it matters since the error was quoted in the following post. (note to self: smack proofreader in the head at next opportunity There. I feel better now.

[Queen of the Ryche]

Originally Posted by BigV

Since you've paid your deductible, crease another fender and have the pros take care of it. You could even choose the vehicle against which you crease it, like say, the shiny new rig of the road crew supervisor who was busy polishing up his truck to notice he was spraying tar everywhere. Yeah. That has a certain...symetry to it. Good Luck.

Revenge is a dish best served PIPING HOT!

[wolf]

Originally Posted by BigV

Since you've paid your deductible,

It's probably a per incident deductible, unfortunately. And don't forget the resulting increase in insurance costs for having actually used the insurance.

[Elspode]

I like the suggestion of going to the body shop, but instead of just asking for some of their cleanup goo, ask them for some cleanup goo and the guy who did the work, and then see if he wants to earn a couple of bucks on the side cleaning up your car again.

Then, take the cleanup goo (which is undoubtedly highly flammable), go down to the maintenance shed, and torch it.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Elspode

--...Then, take the cleanup goo (which is undoubtedly highly flammable), go down to the maintenance shed, and torch it.

OOHH! Cancer-in-a-Fireball!!


foot3, this is sooo you. Just think of all the carbonized catharsis that awaits.

Oh, and pictures would be nice. Not mugshots though.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by wolf

It's probably a per incident deductible, unfortunately. And don't forget the resulting increase in insurance costs for having actually used the insurance.

blah blah blah insurance blah blah insurance blah....

:fingers in ears: lalalalalllala alalalallala dododo bebeobobpp

[narrator]Our intrepid poster is politely, but stubbornly, striving to avoid being drawn into a discussion about insurance. He'll be ok in a little while.[/narrator]