9/26/2005: Painting with the head

Undertoad · 09-26-2005, 03:45 PM

It just seems like a day for a mind-boggling image with no explanation.

capnhowdy · 09-26-2005, 04:05 PM

they could ram a stick up (or down) her ass to achieve stroke variation. Some more wiggly lines would definately be the strong selling point of this "work".
The crowd all look so serious. I'd have to be laughing my head off, but thats just me. I wonder who the hell teaches art in the east? I bet its quite an ordeal in the event of a color change. But then again they may have more idiots on standby........

Kagen4o4 · 09-26-2005, 04:15 PM

i think its funny how the guy has his pants rolled up but still has paint on them

xoxoxoBruce · 09-26-2005, 06:15 PM

"You better shut up or I'll mop the floor with you........or paint the porch with you."

gerstle · 09-26-2005, 06:30 PM

why? are paint brushes that hard to find? maybe they like a hefty man feeling to their brushes...

capnhowdy · 09-26-2005, 06:33 PM

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maybe they like a hefty man feeling to their brushes...

Maybe they are just plain stoopid.

capnhowdy · 09-26-2005, 06:35 PM

& oh yeah...... they STOLE the idea from Hank Williams, Jr.

That's a little hard to appreciate.

chrisinhouston · 09-26-2005, 09:50 PM

I just love conceptual artists at work. When I was in Aruba last year we attended an opening for a popular local artist who's "technique" was to slather paint on a young naked woman and then have her roll around on a canvas on the floor and voila, a masterpiece!

Hobbs · 09-27-2005, 12:22 AM

I said it once, I'll say it again...there is always some freak-ass thing going on in China, or where ever.

ashke · 09-27-2005, 01:36 AM

Did anyone say freak-ass thing going on in China?

On another note, it's not too far a stretch of imagination to see human hair looking like a Chinese calligraphy brush. They don't look like they're painiting, more like writing a Chinese character or something...

Trilby · 09-27-2005, 06:32 AM

Thanks, ashke, for the cool pics. People are people no matter where you go.

barefoot serpent · 09-27-2005, 09:41 AM

Extreme Calligraphy

Hobbs · 09-27-2005, 09:45 AM

Not to mention, everyone in the crowd behind them seemed to be unimpressed with what's going on. Including the chic in the silver pants...did I just say silver pants?

seakdivers · 09-27-2005, 10:16 AM

Those China pics are....... interesting. My husband is heading to China next month - he had some pretty interesting drinking stories from the last trip!

capnhowdy · 09-27-2005, 04:14 PM

Completly redefines the term penhead... or is it pinhead...wtf.

09-26-2005, 03:45 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	9/26/2005: Painting with the head It just seems like a day for a mind-boggling image with no explanation.

09-26-2005, 04:05 PM	#2
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	they could ram a stick up (or down) her ass to achieve stroke variation. Some more wiggly lines would definately be the strong selling point of this "work". The crowd all look so serious. I'd have to be laughing my head off, but thats just me. I wonder who the hell teaches art in the east? I bet its quite an ordeal in the event of a color change. But then again they may have more idiots on standby........ __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-26-2005, 06:15 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	"You better shut up or I'll mop the floor with you........or paint the porch with you." __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-26-2005, 06:35 PM	#7
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	& oh yeah...... they STOLE the idea from Hank Williams, Jr. That's a little hard to appreciate. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-27-2005, 12:22 AM	#9
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	I said it once, I'll say it again...there is always some freak-ass thing going on in China, or where ever. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-26-2005, 04:15 PM	#3
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	i think its funny how the guy has his pants rolled up but still has paint on them

09-26-2005, 06:30 PM	#5
gerstle some guy. Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 21	why? are paint brushes that hard to find? maybe they like a hefty man feeling to their brushes...

09-26-2005, 09:50 PM	#8
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	I just love conceptual artists at work. When I was in Aruba last year we attended an opening for a popular local artist who's "technique" was to slather paint on a young naked woman and then have her roll around on a canvas on the floor and voila, a masterpiece!

09-27-2005, 01:36 AM	#10
ashke Don't look at me! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Singapore Posts: 288	Did anyone say freak-ass thing going on in China? On another note, it's not too far a stretch of imagination to see human hair looking like a Chinese calligraphy brush. They don't look like they're painiting, more like writing a Chinese character or something...

09-27-2005, 06:32 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Thanks, ashke, for the cool pics. People are people no matter where you go. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-27-2005, 09:41 AM	#12
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Extreme Calligraphy

09-27-2005, 09:45 AM	#13
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	Not to mention, everyone in the crowd behind them seemed to be unimpressed with what's going on. Including the chic in the silver pants...did I just say silver pants? __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-27-2005, 10:16 AM	#14
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Those China pics are....... interesting. My husband is heading to China next month - he had some pretty interesting drinking stories from the last trip!

09-27-2005, 04:14 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Completly redefines the term penhead... or is it pinhead...wtf. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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