6/19: Pepsi girl has twin brothers

modernhamlet · 06-19-2001, 03:26 PM

Sure, sycamore... That's what they said about Jerry Mathers (the Beaver) and Macaulay Culkin (Home Alone). Now they're in either rehab or counselling. Either way, the girl is clearly evil incarnate and any genes related to hers should be obliterated from the face of the planet.

Or maybe she just made a lot of money off of Pepsi. Is it her fault she landed a role Pepsi could have filled with any one of hundreds of cute annoying children? Look, I can't stand children under most circumstances, but if we're going to play the blame game, we might as well get it right...

This world is going to hell in a handbasket... and the corporations are charging us $29.95 for the trip.

tom

[Edited by modernhamlet on 06-19-2001 at 04:31 PM]

06-19-2001, 03:26 PM	#1
modernhamlet Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 37	Sure, sycamore... That's what they said about Jerry Mathers (the Beaver) and Macaulay Culkin (Home Alone). Now they're in either rehab or counselling. Either way, the girl is clearly evil incarnate and any genes related to hers should be obliterated from the face of the planet. Or maybe she just made a lot of money off of Pepsi. Is it her fault she landed a role Pepsi could have filled with any one of hundreds of cute annoying children? Look, I can't stand children under most circumstances, but if we're going to play the blame game, we might as well get it right... This world is going to hell in a handbasket... and the corporations are charging us $29.95 for the trip. tom [Edited by modernhamlet on 06-19-2001 at 04:31 PM]

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