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Old 10-26-2005, 12:40 AM   #1
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You finish your paper topic today, but then you discover that you have forgotten to prepare for a test, you are going to class in nothing but your underwear, and you have forgotten your locker combination.

I wish that I *knew how* to do plumbing.
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Old 10-26-2005, 03:20 AM   #2
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I wish that I *knew how* to do plumbing.
You are now able to flawlessly accomplish any plumbing task, due to the overnight "Edward Scissorhands"-type growth of plumber's tools on your arms and toilet plungers on your legs.



I wish I could get a scholarship to finish my Masters Degree.
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